I like people who use really dramatic words to describe otherwise mundane situations

There are a lot of ways that you can enter my heart. Absurd dramatic language is 100% proven to be effective in Andrea heart entering. It's not difficult, all you need is a basic knowledge of American English and a touch of creativity. I I have examples if you need somewhere to start.

I broke my nail........I obliterated my nail.

This car trip is going to take a very long time.....This car trip is going to take a million and a half years.

Wow, that's a deep pool........that pool is as deep as the pits of hell.

That guy is really handsome........that guy is so good looking I would bear his children and sacrifice my lifelong dream of marrying rich.


In other news, my laptop is broken obliterated because sometimes siblings aren't careful with my things and I am starting a blog to let off some creative energy mind grapes juice. I've had a couple people tell me that they would read my blog if I started one. So to those two people, I'm sitting in my living room writing words that maybe you'll read? Yes?

I don't have a super lot to offer today, I just got back from an amazing trip to Disneyland which was obviously life changing, but all my photos were left at my mom's place because I'm a dunce. Stories from that will soon come. Disneyland, that is.
I'll just leave you with a weird photo that I found on my parent's desktop computer.

 

That's my dad and I really can't explain it because it didn't have an explanation attached. I'm just assuming he took a trip to somewhere patriotic and didn't invite me. Whatever, I'm over it.

Also, do I tell you things about me here? I'm in Idaho most of the year and that might be relevant.

It's usually cold butt chilling icy in Idaho but I'm currently enjoying my North Carolina home on my quasi school break for the fall.

That's all for today.

Ciao.